Ten thousand of them, drawn by the contract. There is no server to turn off and no folder of images anywhere. Which baby lands on which token is decided at the reveal by two things together: a secret the contract committed to before the mint, and the hash of a block that does not exist until after the last baby is minted. Until that block is mined, nobody can know a single pull - not you, not us, not the contract.
Every card on this shelf is 1 of 10,000. There is no order here and no numbers to count - what you see is what the desk can look like, not who is where.
| The look | A neochibi face in a suit that does not fit. Head half the canvas, eyes the biggest thing on it, hard ink outline, one small palette per baby. |
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| Where it lives | Drawn by - when anything asks for it. |
| Traits | Complexion, hair, cut, eyes, brows, mouth, suit, costume, neckwear, headwear, eyewear, held, friend, overlay, desk. |
| Licence | Copyleft. Take the art and run. |
Two lines. The free line drips one baby at a time, one per wallet, and never closes until the last baby is gone - but its speed depends on traffic: the more wallets pushing, the slower it drips. Or skip the queue for - a baby, as many as you like.
reading the chain
Every baby is worth exactly $BABY to the nursery, whatever it looks like. Swap one in and it pays you. Bring the coins back and take any baby it holds. Both directions cost %, paid in $BABY, straight into the payroll pool - so every swap extends everyone's payday.
Burn $BABY against a baby you own and it gets a rank. The rank is the whole story: a PARTNER counts 3.33 times an INTERN however much either burned past its rung.
Two things pay. Up to $BABY a day, split by rank, claim whenever - the pool is fed by the nursery's 10% swap fee, so it pays what the desk actually earns. And the stock desk: % of every coin trade and every baby sale lands in one pot as ETH. Once the pot holds 0.005 ETH it turns into PALANTIR on the next claim or activation and lands on every baby on payroll at that moment, by rank.
Each baby's share is its own, by rank. What has been paid stays paid; upgrading a rank changes only what comes after. Sell the baby and its rank dies with the sale - ranks never follow the token to a marketplace.
Pay only the difference to climb. Sell the baby and the rank dies with the sale; anything unclaimed goes back to everyone still in.
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10% on every buy and every sell, taken in ETH inside the trade itself. The rate is a constant in the bytecode: no owner, no setter, no pause, nothing to trust.
The split is the same on every fee in the system: 80% to the desk that buys babies off the floor and burns them with their $BABY, 20% to the payroll pot. No button on the split, nobody to press it.
Marketplace royalties (%) all land on one address: the furnace. Anyone presses the button and the pot buys $BABY on the pool and burns every coin it gets - 20% goes to the payroll pot, 0.5% to whoever pressed. It unwraps WETH on its own, so a royalty paid on an accepted offer burns like any other.
| Supply | babies. start in the nursery, are the mint. $BABY is fixed at and there is no mint function anywhere. |
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| Backing | $BABY per baby, both directions, forever. Sealed before launch. |
| Coin fee | % in ETH each way, split by the pool inside the trade. % buys and burns babies, % to the payroll pot. No owner, no setter. |
| Royalties | % via ERC-2981, to one address - the furnace - which unwraps WETH by itself, sends 20% to the payroll pot and burns $BABY bought on the pool with the rest. |
| Ranks | INTERN · ANALYST · ASSOCIATE · VP · PARTNER $BABY, for 1.00x / 1.25x / 1.60x / 2.00x / 3.33x. The multiplier is the weight; burning past a rung buys nothing. |
| Reveal | After the last baby is minted, and not one block sooner. The seed is a pre-committed secret hashed with a block that did not exist when it was aimed, so no one can know a pull in advance - us included. Two things we cannot pretend away: whoever holds the secret could let an aimed block go stale and aim again, and if the secret were ever lost the reveal could not happen. |
| The stock | PALANTIR at launch. The pot converts itself at 0.005 ETH on the next claim or activation, and each wallet claims its own share. The list can grow and can be frozen; it can never shrink, because a removed stock would strand what holders had not claimed of it. |
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